梅丽尔·斯特里普
乌玛·瑟曼
布莱恩·格林博格
片名：《春心荡漾》
哦，抱歉 Oh, I'm sorry.
这里很热… It's so hot in here...
而我搞不定这破玩意 and I can't figure this stupid thing out.
我签了协议书 I signed the papers.
哇 Wow.
你现在感觉如何？ How are you feeling?
糟透了 Terrible.
弗朗西斯在那儿 显然，他在那儿 Francis was there. Obviously, he was there.
去见他让我感到很痛苦 It was really hard to see him.
而他很快就把（离婚）协议签了 And he signed so fast.
我至少装出了些许犹豫的样子 I at least pretended to look things over one last time.
我觉得他听上去好像很可怕 He sounds terrified to me.
事情完全过去还需要些时间 It's going to take a while.
拉菲，我的意思是，九年 I mean, nine years, Rafi.
你不可能马上从这九年的感情中走出来 You can't just walk away from that kind of time.
最疯狂的是… The crazy thing is...
我只用了五分钟就走出了这段婚姻经历… I'm out of this marriage, what, five minutes...
而且突然我就… and all of a sudden I just...
我就开始考虑… I find myself thinking about...
要一个孩子 a baby.
为什么是现在？为什么我在有老公 的时候却没有考虑过这件事？ Why now? And why didn't I think about this when I was married?
嗯，你知道… Well, I mean, you know...
你在一定程度上认为他并不真正适合你 on a certain level, you knew this was not the right man.
所以你用这种方式保护你自己 So you were protecting yourself in that way.
当时不要孩子是件好事 That was a good thing.
哦，拉菲，你现在获得了新生 Oh, Rafi, you're coming alive again.
你不过想要忘记所有你不得不忘记的事情… You know, you just want all the things...
而现在你可以做到了 that you had to forget that you could have.
你做了个很不错的选择 That's a very good place to move into.
至于要一个小孩… And the baby thing will happen...
在恰当的时候你能如愿的 when it's the right time.
但是请把注意力集中到当下 But just focus on the now.
当下 For now.
嘿，大卫，我是莫里斯… (Morris) Hey, Dave, it's Morris...
听着，我有事要请你帮忙 Listen, I got a favor to ask you.
前两天的夜里我和这个女孩一起出去了 I went out with this girl the other night.
她要我别再给她打电话 你知道那意味着什么 And she told me never to call her again. You know how that goes.
所以这次我需要你陪陪我 So I'm gonna need you to come with me this time.
别拒绝，好吗？ Don't freak out, all right?
我不知道去Bay Ridge大道 我不太清楚怎么去 （Bay Ridge大道位于纽约布鲁克林） I don't know how to get to Bay Ridge. I'm not sure.
再见 Bye.
我不明白为什么我非得参合进来 I don't understand why I have to be a part of this.
你的胆怯真是无药可治 You have an incurable sickness.
不过这没什么 我能理解 It's okay, though. I understand.
但为什么我要卷入其中呢？ But why am I being involved?
你怎么卷入其中了？ 因为我在车上 How are you being involved? Because I'm in the car.
我马上就要成为目睹这一切的证人,那让我成了你的帮凶 （accessory 双关：帮凶，附属的装饰品） I'm going to be a witness to this. That makes me an accessory.
- 什么？就像一个手提包？ - 莫里斯 What, like a handbag? Morris.
那么这次是谁呢？ So who's it this time?
知道吗？不要… 我不想知道 不要告诉我 You know what? Don't... I don't wanna know. Don't tell me.
她老爸大概是干废物管理之类的工作 Her father's probably in waste management or something.
我想知道为什么没有女孩愿意 同你出去第二次 What I would like to know is why no girl will go out with you twice.
总是一次约会之后就没戏了 你到底说了些什么？干了些什么？ One date, it's over. What do you do? What do you say?
我和你一样感到困惑 You know, it's a mystery to me, too.
你是两性人？你感染了汉他病毒？ Are you a hermaphrodite? Do you have hantavirus?
到了，来吧 This is it. Come on.
那好，你得速战速决 All right, just make this quick.
待会儿我要和米歇尔去看电影 I gotta meet Michelle at the movies a little later.
- 米歇尔？哦 - 速战速决 Michelle? God. Just make it quick.
- 嗨 - 你来这做什么？ Hi. What the hell are you doing here?
我跟你说了我不想再见到你 I told you I never wanted to see you again.
我只想和你谈谈 请出来，我们谈谈 I just want to talk. Just come out here and let's talk.
我不敢相信你竟然找到我家里来了 I can't believe you came to my house.
- 你一点也不尊重女性 - 我很抱歉，我真的无意冒犯 You have no respect for women. I don't, I'm sorry.
你伤了我的心，你简直是坨屎 You hurt my feelings, you piece of shit.
- 好吧 好吧 - 我不敢相信你竟然在这里出现了 Okay. Okay. I can't believe you're here.
好了吗？好了吗？ [Screams] Okay? Okay?
麦基！ - 好了，我这就走 Mikey! Okay, I'm gonna go.
乔伊，到这来！ Joey, come out here!
麦基！乔伊！到这来！ - 麦基？乔伊？ Mikey! Joey! Come out here! Mikey? Joey?
快！上车！上车！ Go! Get in the car! Get in the car!
走，快走，快走！ Go, go, go!
哦，他妈的！ Oh, shit!
这并不好笑 It's not funny.
- 去见米歇尔 - 是的 Meeting Michelle. Yeah.
你们打算看什么电影？《海滩》？ (Morris) What are you going to see, Beaches?
伙计，你就像我双翼下的风 You're the wind beneath my wings, Mo.
嘿，你知道吗？你是我的英雄 Hey, did you ever know you were my hero?
- 玩得开心 - 好的，伙计 Have fun. All right, man.
大卫 Dave.
兰德尔 (both) Randall.
不，不，我记得你的名字 No, no, I remember your name.
- 你好 - 你好 How you doing? Hi.
- 最近可好？ - 还好 What's going on? Nothing much.
这是我朋友凯瑟琳和拉菲 This is my friend Katherine and this is my friend Rafi.
- 你好 - 你好 Hi. Hi.
嗯，你来这儿做什么呢？ So what are you doing here?
- 哦，我打算看看电影 - 哦，是的 Well, I thought I'd see a movie. Right.
怎么了？遇到我很尴尬吗？ Why? Are you embarrassed to be seen with me?
- 什么？ - 没关系，尽管说出来 What? It's okay. Just tell me.
天哪，他真好玩 你在哪儿认识他的？ My God, this kid is funny. Where did you get him?
哦，他在Travelart工作， 我们有一个客户… Well, he works at Travelart and we had that client...
嘿 Hey.
- 我叫兰德尔 - 不好意思 Randall. I'm sorry.
- 你好，我是米歇尔 - 米歇尔 Hi. Michelle. Michelle.
- 你们买好票了吗？ - 不，我们正打算去买 You have your tickets yet? No, we're gonna get tickets.
- 你们也看这部电影吗？ - 是的 Are you seeing this? Yeah.
- 真的吗？ - 真的 You are? Yeah.
太好了 我们也… That's great. We're...
- 里面见 - 好的，我们会在… (Dave) I'll see you in there. Okay, good. We'll be in...
进到小圆面包里 Get in the bun.
门锁上了 It's locked.
什么？ What?
那门打不开了 The door. It won't open.
那么，你常会遇到这种情况吗？ So, does this happen to you a lot?
事实上，并不经常 Actually, not often enough.
那我们该怎么办？ So what are we gonna do?
一直等到某人进来 Wait till somebody comes out.
也是 Right.
- 谢谢 - 耶 Thank you. Yeah.
那么你们开始约会有多久了？ So, how long have you guys been dating?
- 一两个星期 - 我们没有约会 Couple of weeks. We're not dating.
好吧，下一个问题 Okay. Next question.
我是说，这次之前我们才一起外出过两次 I mean, we only went out twice before this.
你认为我们在约会吗？ 我猜我本是这么认为的 Do you consider that dating? I guess I did.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我的意思是，对我来说，我觉得 约会这个词听上去更严肃些 (Dave) I mean, to me, dating sounds more serious.
比如一起外出有一两个月的时间了 又如… Like you've already been going out for a couple of months, like...
也许两个人并不住在一起… Maybe you don't live together...
但每周肯定有一两个晚上一起度过 but you definitely stay over a couple of nights a week.
你不再担心上顿饭谁付的钱 You don't worry about who paid for the last meal anymore.
已经彼此看过对方小便的样子 You've seen each other pee, you know?
诸如此类的事情 More serious kind of stuff.
那你把我们现在做的叫什么呢？ Then what do you call this?
哦，就这样吧 Well, that's it.
这里基本上没剩下几个帅小伙了 There are officially no cute boys left here.
- 好的 - 出来玩我很高兴 All right. It's so nice to get out.
- 很高兴认识你 - 我也是 It was nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too.
- 大卫，见到你真高兴 - 晚安 Dave. Very nice to see you. Good night.
再见，很高兴认识你 Bye. Nice to meet you.
一，二，三，四 One, two, three, four.
给她打电话 Just fucking call her.
喂，你好 (Rafi) Hello.
喂？ Hello?
喂？ 嗨，我是大卫… Hello? Hi. It's Dave...
布鲁姆博格 Bloomberg.
刚才是你给我打的电话吗？ Did you just call me?
是的 Yes.
刚才掉线了？ We get disconnected?
不，没有 No.
是你挂断的？ Did you hang up?
嗯 Uh-huh.
他们说有时撒谎会更好… They say it's better to lie sometimes...
但当我像现在这么紧张的时候 我根本没办法撒谎 but I can't really do that when I'm this nervous.
我想我需要呆在一个更好的地方 I think I need to be in a better place.
我更喜欢现在这种方式 我身边的谎言太多了 I like it better this way. I've been around enough lying to say so.
你的生活中有许多说谎者，呃？ You had a lot of liars in your life, huh?
- 什么？ - 糟糕 What? Shit.
你愿赏脸明晚和我一起出去吃饭吗？ Would you like to go out to dinner with me tomorrow?
大卫，我在做三明治，你要一块吗？ (Blanche) David, I'm making a sandwich. Do you want one?
不用 No, I'm fine!
- 那是谁？ - 我室友 Who's that? That's my roommates.
那么你愿一起共进晚餐吗？ So, do you want to have dinner?
- 好的 - 真的？ Yes. Yeah?
那我明天给你打电话 [Stammers] I'll call you tomorrow.
好的 Okay.
好 Okay.
- 再见 - 再见 Bye. Bye.
好的，奶奶 Okay, Grandma.
嗯，我们刚才说起的是什么三明治？ So, what kind of sandwich are we talking about?
嗨，我来见拉菲·嘉黛 我叫大卫 Hi, I'm here to see Rafi Gardet. My name's Dave.
拉菲，我是戴蒙 Raphael. It's Damien.
嗯，有个人… Yeah. There's a...
我叫大卫 It's Dave.
大卫在我这儿想见你 Dave here to see you.
好的 Okay.
她马上就下来 She'll be right down.
我喜欢这些泡泡 Bubbles here, I like that.
摸上去很舒服 It's a good touch.
那是羊毛的吗？ 看上去觉着痒 它让人觉得痒吗？ Is that wool? Looks itchy. Is it itchy?
我认为这是这个世界最大的矛盾 (Dave) I think it's the biggest contradiction in the world.
犹太人吃鲤鱼，是吗？ Jews eat carp, okay?
谁吃鲤鱼？ 在餐馆里他们没有这道菜 Who eats carp? They don't serve it in restaurants.
在你的一生中你是否看到过鲤鱼上过菜单？ Have you ever seen carp on a menu in your life?
请，诚实地回答我 Please, answer me honestly.
- 没有看到过 - 没有 你知道为什么吗？ No. No. You know why?
因为它令人厌恶 Because it's disgusting.
但在你的一生中… But for all this terrible food...
你从未见到哪个民族被这道糟糕 的菜如此困扰过 you've never seen a people so obsessed with it in your life.
它就像是一种残汤剩菜 我打赌… It's a remnant. I'll bet every immigrant group...
二战期间移居过来的移民团体都很重视食物 that was displaced by World War II puts a lot of emphasis on food.
我的意思是，当时食物匮乏 I mean, it was scarce.
鲤鱼很便宜，对吗？ 很可能是他们食物的主要食材 Carp is cheap, right? It was probably a staple of their diet.
你从哪儿知道的这些，历史频道？ 你打算结束我的这个话题吗？ What is this, the History Channel? You trying to kill this for me?
对不起 好了，你继续讲吧 Come on. Sorry. Fine, go ahead.
好的，所以我的朋友莫里斯… Okay, so my friend Morris...
我想你会喜欢上那个地方 很漂亮的 So I think you're gonna love this place. It's beautiful.
没人在那儿 No one's ever there.
- 我要看一下你的会员卡 - 当然 Can I see some ID? Sure.
- 我喜欢这样 - 是的 Love when that happens. Yeah.
我希望我还有会员卡 I wish I still got carded.
大卫 嗯 Excuse me, Dave. Yes.
快速回答我的问题 你多大了？ Quick question for you. How old are you?
事实上，我不说越南语 为什么你问我这个问题？ Actually, I don't speak Vietnamese. Why do you ask?
- 你在逃避问题？ - 我正试图这么做呢 Are you being evasive? I am trying.
我没有告诉你我的年龄 You know, I don't tell my age.
我认为人们会回避提及年龄 I think people get way too caught up with the number.
我37岁了，你知道吗？ I'm 37. Did you know that?
你知道，我还没有考虑过年龄问题 You know, I hadn't really thought about it.
你当然没有 Sure you hadn't.
听着，我知道你比我小很多 Look, I know you're a lot younger than me.
我只想知道你多大了 I'd just like to know, you know, how much.
好吧，我来猜 Okay, let me guess.
- 29 - 不对 Twenty-nine. No.
真的吗？比29还大？ Really? Older?
- 在我看来你没有30岁 - 谢谢 You don't look 30 to me. Thanks.
我23岁 I'm 23.
不，不会吧 No, you're not.
我不相信你 让我看看你的驾照 I don't believe you. Let me see the license.
哦，天哪 你还是个孩子 Oh, my God. You're a child.
的士！ 我的T恤衫都比你老 Taxi! I have T-shirts older than you.
- 他们允许我开车，不是吗？ - 是的，得有大人陪着才行 They let me drive, okay? Yeah, with a parent in the car.
你怎么看上去这么成熟？ How come you seem so much older to me?
我不知道 我不知道我能否这么做 I don't know. I don't know if I can do this.
来吧 Come on.
- 你能帮我拿着这个吗？ - 当然可以 Can you hold this? Sure.
- 我们在找麻烦吗？ - 我倒希望如此 Are we gonna get in trouble? I hope so.
这个地方真是太棒了 This place is amazing.
我不敢相信15年来我常路过这里… I can't believe I've walked by this for 15 years...
而我不知道它是这么美 and I didn't know it was here.
说说吧 Let's have it.
什么？ What?
你怎么知道的？ How did you know?
好的，他叫大卫… Okay. His name is David...
他非常非常好 and he's really, really nice.
我的意思是，他很可爱 I mean, sweet.
几天前我认识了他，然后他约我出去 And I met him a few days ago and he asked me out on a date.
我们出去吃饭… And we went out to dinner...
我们还接吻了 and we kissed.
我喜欢啤酒 I like beer.
- 好啊 - 我是说，不，我… Good. I mean, no, I...
我不习惯喝酒的 我得学着喝， 因为我家没人喝酒 I never used to. I had to learn, 'cause nobody in my family drinks.
你很幸运，因为我家人人都喝酒 You're lucky, 'cause everyone in my family drinks.
不，我的意思是，我的家人 什么都不喝 No, I mean, my family, they don't drink anything.
就如同是盐湖城的摩门教徒一般 It's like Salt Lake City.
他们也许会在每个安息日的周五晚上来上一小口葡萄酒 （安息日从每个星期五日落时开始，星期六黄昏时结束） They'll have maybe a sip of wine every Friday night, on the Sabbath.
仅此而已，喝的是Manischewitz （Manischewitz是一种葡萄酒） That's it, though, and it's Manischewitz.
我从未喝过 I've never had that.
你喜欢高音C吗？ You like High-C?
因为我妈妈喜欢把葡萄酒保存在冰箱里… 'Cause my mom, she likes to keep the wine in the fridge...
而且那瓶酒我们会持续喝上3个月 and we'll still be drinking it three months later.
好的夏敦埃酒（白葡萄酒）还是可以放… 是的，那是红酒 A good chardonnay can last... Yeah. It's red.
那就不太好了 That's not good.
- 嘿，对了，玩个游戏 - 好的 Hey, by the way. Things to avoid. Okay.
以“我妈妈”开头造句子 Beginning sentences with, "My mom."
好啊 Right.
我已经说过了 I'm all over it.
不论你多大，我不得不说… However old you are, I have to say...
我已经有很长时间没有像现在这么开心了 I haven't had this much fun in a really long time.
我很高兴我遇到了你 I'm glad I met you.
我必须告诉你… I gotta tell you...
你让我有些紧张，而我对这种感觉 感到很不熟悉 you're making me nervous in a way I'm not really familiar with.
我的老天，丽萨，我都干了些什么？ 我上周刚刚离婚 My God, Lisa, what am I doing? I only got divorced last week.
放松，放松，没事的 Easy, easy. It's okay.
你没有把他的名字纹在你的屁股上，对吗？ You didn't tattoo his name on your toochis, did you?
你想保留一些内容稍后再讲吗？ Do you want to save some of that for later?
什么？怎么了？ What? What is it?
他… He's...
- 他只有27岁 - 还有呢？ He's only 27. And?
你说“还有”是什么意思？ 我的意思是我们相差了10岁 What do you mean, "and"? I mean, that's 10 years different.
他可以做我弟弟了 He could be my brother.
即使他只比你小一岁也可以做你弟弟 If he were one year younger, he could be your brother.
难道你在挖苦我？我的意思是… Aren't you embarrassed for me? I mean...
这多少有点像老牛吃嫩草的感觉 this just smells of "pool boy at Sandals Resort."
哦，这并没有什么不好的 这甚至对你有些好处… Oh, it's fine. It might even do you some good...
如果你明白我的意思的话 if you know what I mean.
- 丽萨！ - 什么？ Lisa! What?
没有什么好害羞的 你们两都处在性高峰期 There's nothing to be ashamed of. You're both at your sexual peak.
- 那么你赞成？ - 当然 So you approve? Yes.
完全赞成 是的，这很好 Unequivocally. Yes, this is good.
但这不可能真的会有结果 你知道，我是说他… But it can't really go anywhere. You know, I mean, he's...
他太年轻了 He's so young.
是的，但是你担心得早了点 Yeah, but it's a little early to be worrying about that.
此外，你又没打算下周就结婚，是吧？ And besides, you're not looking to get married next week, right?
去享受一下你的生活吧 Enjoy your life a little bit.
这是你应得的 You deserve this.
27岁 哦，我也应得的！ Twenty-seven. Hell, I deserve this!
不，她不是犹太人 No, she's not Jewish.
妈妈，我可没想气死你 Mom, I'm not trying to kill you.
是的，我希望你好好活着看到你的孙子 Yes, I want you to be alive to see your grandchildren.
你的犹太孙子，妈妈 Your Jewish grandchildren, Mom.
不，我可不知道你想归葬于以色列 No, I didn't know that you wanted to be buried in Israel.
妈妈，我现在不想和你在电话里 说这个，好吗？ Mom, I'm not gonna talk about this over the phone right now, okay?
明天见 I'll see you tomorrow.
我也爱你，再见 I love you, too. Bye.
嘿，大卫 嗨，黛娜 Hey, Dave. Hi, D.
妈妈在哪？ Where's Mom?
我告诉你要你挂断电话的，黛娜！ (Mom) I told you to hang it up, Dinah!
嘿，你们好 Hey, guys.
今天早上浴室的灯你没关 (Sam) You left the bathroom light on this morning.
杰夫·罗森博格的儿子昨天订婚了 Jeff Rosenberg's son got engaged yesterday.
是和一名语言治疗师订婚了 To a speech therapist.
嘿，孩子 嗨，爸爸 (Jack) Hey, boychik. Hi, Dad.
我们不得不再聊聊上次的通话内容 We have to talk about our last phone conversation.
妈妈，见到你感觉真好 Mom. It's good to see you, too.
- 我可是认真的 - 好的，我… I'm not kidding around. Okay, I can...
我知道那将是… I can just tell that this is gonna be...
训话而非谈心 some sort of disciplinary action, not a talk.
好啊，那我们就一定得谈谈 All right. We'll be sure to make it a talk, then.
现在请你帮你妹妹布置餐桌 Now can you help your sister set the table, please?
好的 Sure.
还要把冰箱里的酒拿出来 And take the wine out of the fridge.
- 他给你打电话了？ - 第二天晚上打了 Has he called yet? The next night.
- 很好啊 - 我知道 我不太习惯这样 Nice. I know. I'm not used to this.
你们打算再出去约会吗？ Did you guys make a plan to go out again?
他本想明晚和我共进晚餐 He wanted to have dinner with me tomorrow night.
但我周日早上要赶早班飞机 But I have a flight early Sunday morning.
当我告诉他我得去巴黎的时候 他说： When I told him I had to go to Paris, he goes:
“你对于一个不好的约会的反应有些过于激烈 "That's a bit drastic for a bad date.
“你真的得出国吗？” "Do you really need to leave the country?"
- 他真好玩 - 请不要再用这个词 This kid's funny. Please don't use that word.
好多，抱歉 他蛮幽默的 Right, sorry. He's humorous.
- 你在干吗？ - 喝酒 What are you doing? Drinking.
- 他在喝苏格兰威士忌 - 妈妈，我23了，这没什么 He's having Scotch. Mom, I'm 23. It's fine.
什么，什么，你说什么？ [Glass clinking] What, what, what?
明天，去（犹太）教堂 去祈求每个人… (Sam) Tomorrow, gonna go to shul, gonna pray that everybody...
都有一个快乐的… is gonna have a happy...
黛娜，你知道自从你跟我说起电脑… Dinah, you know, since you told me about computers...
- 妈妈，让他说完 - 他说完了 Mom, let him finish. He's finished.
我已经变得很… I've become so...
为什么你非得这样干呢？ Then why do you have to do this?
还有很多其他你可以选择与之约会的姑娘 There are so many other women that you could go out with.
而且我鼓励你扩大交往范围… And I've encouraged you to branch out...
以你喜欢的方式去做，但不是现在这样 in any other way that you like, but just not this.
为什么你非得这样干？ Why do you have to do this?
你说的“这样干”什么意思？ What do you mean, "do this"?
我做什么了？惹怒了上帝？ Do what? Incur the wrath of God?
为什么你要给自己找麻烦？ Why are you getting yourself into trouble?
妈妈，我又不是就要结婚了 我只是想看清楚外面的世界 I'm not getting married, Mom. I'm just seeing what's out there.
你这么说就仿佛我们生活在华沙犹太人区 You make it out like we live in the Warsaw ghetto.
这里是（美国纽约曼哈顿）上西区 这里有很多犹太人 It's the Upper West Side. We're strong in numbers here.
这么说你仍打算娶一个犹太女人为妻？ So you're still planning on marrying someone Jewish?
是的，当然 行了吗？ Yes. Sure. Okay?
但我不明白为什么你要走这条路 But then I don't understand why you need to go down this road.
最终你也许会一无所获而且会受到伤害 You may end up getting hurt for nothing.
或者更糟，会伤害她 Or worse, hurting her.
难道你没有考虑过你的历史文化背景吗？ Don't you value your culture and your history?
得了，妈妈，这和那些有何关系 Well, it's not one or the other, Mom.
但如果你足够聪明，你就会知道… But if you're smart enough to know...
娶一个有同样背景的人才有意义… that it makes sense to marry someone from the same background...
而且确实如此 诸多研究表明就现在这么高的离婚率而言... and it does, any of the studies will show you that...
这点十分重要 as far as the divorce rates go.
所以你得足够聪明地理解这一点... Then you should be smart enough to know...
不要去做将一无所获的事情 not to start something where nothing can come of it.
你正在把事情弄糟 You're only going to make a mess.
我甚至不敢相信你所说的 I can't even believe what you're saying.
你听到自己所说的了吗？ Do you hear what you're saying?
- 怎么了？ - 你是一名临床医生 What? You're a therapist.
你不会跟你的病人这么说 You would never tell that to a patient.
不对，并非如此 Not true, not true.
我鼓励我的病人 让他们把自己的感情和婚姻关系… I encourage my patients to have relationships...
维系于他们自己的信仰体系中 这样会比较容易处理情感问题 within their respective faiths. It's easier.
我鼓励他们去清真寺或教堂这类宗教场所 I encourage them to go to mosque, or church, or whatever.
我认为宗教信仰… I think religion is...
在一个人的生活中占有极其重要的地位 paramount in a person's life.
好吧，就算如此… Okay, well, yes...
但鼓励他们和让他们泄气是有区别的 but encouraging them is different from discouraging them.
我知道你在这方面给我划的底线 And I know that you draw the line there.
你会对你的某个病人说不要… Would you tell one of your patients not to date someone...
和他不打算与之结婚的女孩出去约会… that they don't think they're gonna marry...
哦，不要再问我我会对自己的病人怎么说 Oh, quit asking me what I tell my patients.
他们可不是我的孩子 They're not my children.
她多大了？ How old is she?
- 27岁 - 什么？ She's 27. What?
她比你大了四岁？哦，大卫 She's four years older than you? Oh, David.
终止这段感情吧 继续下去只会有个糟糕的结局 Drop it now. It's only going to end badly.
也许当你认识她之后，你也许会认为… Maybe if you met her, you might think...
我可不打算认识她 哦，我的上帝 I'm not going to meet her. Oh, my God.
你脑子进水了吗？ Are you out of your mind?
妈妈，你… Mom, do you...
你就像个补课老师 You sound like an after school special.
不要那么做了 Don't do this.
我要那样做 I'm doing it.
那就随你的便 On your own then.
嘿，伙计，你好 Hey, what's up, man?
蛮酷啊 Cool.
你需要什么或者… 不需要? Do you need anything or... No?
- 上楼去吧 她在等你 - 谢谢 来… Go on up. She's expecting you. Thank you. Give me...
握个手？或者顶顶大拇指？ Five? Thumbs up?
还是笑一个？都不吗？ Smile? No?
那好吧，就这样 We'll get there.
- 嗨 - 嗨 Hi. Hi.
进来吧 Come on in.
- 谢谢你拿来的汤 - 耶 Thanks for the soup. Yeah.
- 这是鸡肉面 - 还很热呢 It's chicken noodle. It's hot.
哇 Wow.
这里真大 This place is huge.
我不会问你怎么支付的房费 I'm not even going to ask what you pay.
我不想知道 这是罗特克的画 I don't want to know. It's Rothko.
这幅画我以前从没见过 这是哪一年的？ I've never seen this one before. What year is this?
1954年的 1954.
这可能是我最喜欢的一件艺术品 It's probably my single favorite piece of art.
我最喜欢他从不给自己的作品命名的风格 Yeah, I love how he never titled any of his work.
这画很美，光彩夺目 It's beautiful. Luminous.
这是什么曲子？ What is this?
《伤感情怀》 Sentimental Mood.
- 你以前没有听过科特恩的作品吗？ - 没有听过 You never heard Coltrane before? No.
- 怎么了，现在我有麻烦了吗 - 没有 What, am I in trouble now? No.
没有，只是.... No, it's just...
他是个相当有名的爵士乐演奏家 He's a pretty famous jazz musician.
哦，就是那种人人都谈论的黑人音乐？ Oh. So, is this that Negro music that everybody's talking about?
因为我一点都不知道 'Cause I had no idea.
5个小时后我得醒来 I have to wake up in five hours.
你想要我走吗？ Do you want me to go?
把你的外套脱了 Take off your sweater.
等等 要边跳边脱吗？ Wait. Does this involve dancing?
由于我的陈词滥调，他们都要杀了我… 'Cause my corns, they've been killing me and...
把它脱了给我 Take it off. It's coming with me.
好的 All right.
我真的喜欢她 (Dave) I really like her.
她才走了两天而且明天就回来了 She's only been gone two days, she comes back tomorrow.
我已经开始想她了 我以前从未有过这种感觉 I miss her already. I never felt this before.
那只不过是因为你还没有跟她睡过罢了 It's just 'cause you haven't slept with her yet.
不，绝对不是你说的那样 No, that's definitely not it.
伙计，我真的喜欢她 我不知道，我是说… I really like her, man. I don't know, I mean...
- 我想我可能爱上她了 - 什么？ I think I could love her. What?
哦，哦，哦，哦 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
等等，我刚才说什么了？ Wait, what was I saying?
伙计，我不知道 她身上有某种东西… I don't know, man. There is something about this girl...
你有过那种感觉，你知道那种感觉… Like, you know that feeling that you get...
当你和某人在房间里的时候… when you're in a room with someone...
你也许都不了解她… and even though you may not know them...
或者并不完全了解她… or understand them completely...
你只知道你和一个美妙的人在一起 you just know that you're in the presence of greatness?
- 你知道吗？ - 是的，就像你来我公寓时的感觉 You know? Like when you come to my apartment.
伙计，她老了，她不再年轻了 And she old, man, she a time-fighter.
兄弟，她很不错的 She's so fine, bro.
我不知道 I don't know.
我只是觉得不会有好结局 真的，我这么认为 I just feel like it's gonna end badly, I do.
- 你的口气和我老妈一样 - 是的 You sound like my mother. Yeah.
嘿，莫里斯！你好！ (man) Hey, Morris! All right!
我干吗要听你说教？ What the hell am I listening to you for?
我在面包店买馅饼… I'm in a bakery shopping for a pie...
这样你就可以把馅饼扣到… so you can put it in some girl's face...
某个不愿让你脱她内裤的姑娘的脸上 who wouldn't let you get down her pants.
- 这个奶酪馅饼什么时候做好的？ - 今天 When was the cream pie made? Today.
- 今天？ - 是的 Today? Yeah.
- 那好，我就要那个 - 好的 Nice. I'll take that one. Awesome.
大卫怎么样了？ So what's with Dave?
他对这个姑娘是认真的吗？ Is he really serious about this girl, or what?
我不知道 I don't know.
那么那个姑娘怎样？ 是天主教徒，还是圣公会教徒？ So what is she? Catholic? Episcopalian?
我没问 I didn't ask.
你会根据这二者对基督的热爱的程度… Would you prefer one denomination over another...
而喜欢其中一个胜过另一个吗？ as far as the love of Christ goes?
- 你父亲都要气疯了 - 是啊 Your father's gonna flip. Yeah.
你妈对此事不闻不问，这真是太糟了 And it's too bad your mom isn't around for this.
这也会让她很受欢迎 It would have gone over real big with her, too.
那么我们该怎么办呢？ So, what are we gonna do?
我不知道 I don't know.
你吃过加鹌鹑蛋的鲑鱼籽寿司吗？ Have you ever had ikura with quail egg?
没有 好吃吗？ No. What is that?
我发誓吃起来的感觉就像是做爱一样的爽 I swear it's like having sex.
- 听上去很有诱惑力 - 你想试试吗？ That's a bold claim. You want to try it?
现在我怎能说不呢？ How am I gonna say no now?
- 棒极了 - 我知道 That's amazing. I know.
怎么了？ What?
那么你的商务之旅怎么样呢？ So, how was your trip?
- 管他呢 - 很好 Who cares? Okay.
哦，听上去真不错啊 Well, this sounds really good.
那就是我所听到的 That's what I'm hearing.
真的太棒了 It was amazing.
他真的非常可爱 He's really very sweet.
但我没有达到高潮 I didn't have an orgasm, though.
这很正常 Completely normal.
彼此间还需要更多的信任 There are so many trust issues there.
这需要时间，你得有耐心 You just have to give it time.
我愿意慢慢来 I'm willing to do the work.
天哪 God damn it.
你还担心他的年龄会太小吗？ Do you still worry about his age?
的确担心 Definitely.
我是说，我昨晚都还在想… I mean, I was thinking last night, there are some countries...
在有些国家我会因此而被捕 我是说，他才23岁 where I could get arrested for this. I mean, 23?
我原以为你说他是27岁 I thought you said he was 27.
我是这么说的吗？ Did I?
哦，是的 I did.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我对你撒谎了 I lied to you about that.
你认为你为什么会撒谎呢？ Why do you think you lied?
我… I was...
我是说他的年龄让我感到不安 I mean, I am embarrassed by his age.
我的意思是，他太小了 I mean, he's just so young.
他做什么的？ What does he do?
他是个画家 He's an artist.
我不是画家 I'm not an artist.
我原以为你说你是画家 I thought you said you were a painter.
不，我是说我喜欢画画 No. I said I like to paint.
那是个爱好 我的意思是，我不得不工作赚钱 But it's a hobby. I mean, you have to work, too.
他不称自己为画家，但他确实是的 He doesn't call himself that, but that's what he is.
他有发表了的作品 He has some issue with it.
他的家人根本不支持他的这项工作 His family doesn't support him in his work at all.
唔 Hmm.
他住哪儿？ Where does he live?
格兰街，下东区 （纽约东部的东欧移民者的聚居地） Grand Street. Lower East Side.
我还没去过那里 (Rafi) I haven't been there yet.
他有室友，所以我就没有去过他那里了 He has roommates, and so I'm not exactly running over.
好的 Okay.
我们的时间到了 Our time is up.
我会在… And I will see you on...
下周一见你 On Monday.
当然 (Rafi) Of course.
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
是的 不 Yes. No.
是的，我是说我很好 只是我得去某个地方办点事 Yes. I mean, I'm fine, because I have to be somewhere.
- 好的，再见 - 再见 Okay. Bye. Bye.
糟了，糟了，糟了… Shit, shit, shit...
糟了，糟了，糟了，糟了 shit, shit, shit, shit.
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哦，糟糕 Oh, shit.
那我现在到底该怎么办？结束治疗？ So what the hell am I supposed to do now, end treatment?
还是继续治疗？ Keep going?
还是让他们一起来做伴侣谈话治疗 Bring them in for a couples session?
如果他们不会有结果… Well, if this doesn't go anywhere...
我真的认为他们不会有结果 And I really don't think it will.
那么你就应该放心地和她在一起 Then you'll be relieved you stayed with her now.
如果你结束她的治疗… If you end her treatment...
而他们两周后分手的话… and they break up after two weeks...
那么你就没有真正为她的切身利益 着想，没有真正帮助地她 you will not have served her best interests.
你在说什么？ 难道我得继续治疗她？ So what are you saying? That I should keep treating her?
是的，如果你认为这是一种尝试的话 If you think it's just a fling, yes.
这听上去太疯狂了 那样做合乎职业道德吗？ But that sounds crazy. Is that even ethical?
你的工作就是帮助她 Your job is to help her.
那就是你的职业道德标准 That's your ethical boundary.
那好 Okay.
现在你抛开所有的职业因素… Forgetting all the professional implications of the moment...
你现在是什么样的感觉？ how are you feeling?
我感觉很痛苦 I'm a wreck.
我感觉很痛苦 [Sobbing] I'm a wreck.
丽塔，她甚至不是犹太人 Rita, she's not even Jewish.
如果她是犹太人… If she were Jewish...
你儿子和这个37岁的离婚女人约会 会让你感觉好些吗？ would you feel better about him dating a 37-year-old divorcée?
我们这是要去哪儿？ (Rafi) Where are we going?
我现在必须去一下工作室 (Dave) I just gotta stop by work for a second.
- 你好，吉尔 - 嘿，你好，大卫 What's up, Gil? Hey, what's up, Dave?
- 你还好吗，伙计？ - 很好 How you doing, man? All right.
- 那个放好了吗？ - 哦，是的 Did you set it up? Oh, yeah.
- 这是拉菲 - 嗨 This is Rafi. Hi.
- 很荣幸见到你 - 他叫吉尔 Pleasure. Gil.
哦，我的天哪，真棒 Oh, my God. This is amazing.
来，我有些别的东西想给你看 Come here. Something else I want to show you.
你在和我开玩笑吧 You've gotta be kidding me.
来，来，来！ (man #1) Go, go, go!
别阻挡我 (man #2) Quit ignoring me!
快，大卫，没人防守我 Come on, Dave, I'm open.
投进了！ Get it in there!
犯规，伙计！犯规！ 离我远点，离我远点 Foul, man! Foul! Stay off me. Stay off me.
现在我可是跟你讲第二次了 我已经警告过你了 I've told you twice now. You've been warned.
嗨 Hi.
真是不可思议 太棒了 It's incredible. It's amazing.
对不起，你的乳罩露出来了 是不是掉了一粒纽扣？ I'm sorry, your bra is showing. Is it missing a button there?
- 不，没有 - 哦，不是，就是那式样 No. No. That's the way it is.
你对于犹太男人的观点太对了 You were so right about Jewish men.
我是说，很细致 I mean, so attentive.
我的意思是，你当然知道 因为你嫁给了一个犹太男人 But, I mean, of course you know. You're married to one.
是的，但他有注意力短缺症 Yes, but he has ADD.
我没办法不说出来 我是说… I just can't get over it. I mean...
跟你说这事我感到有些尴尬 I feel a little awkward telling you this.
但我不能跟别人说 这太… But I can't tell anyone else. This is so...
我们在我公寓的每处地方做爱 We have had sex on every surface of my apartment.
我是说我没有太多的时间睡觉 I mean, I haven't had much sleep.
他是那样渴望取悦我… But he's just so eager to please me...
而我也同样渴望满足他 and I feel the same way about him.
他使我想做那些… He makes me want to do things...
- 我理解 - …我以前从未… I understand. ...that I've never...
- 想做的事 - 我明白你的意思 wanted to do before. I got it.
你要笑了… You're gonna laugh...
但他并不真正知道阴蒂的位置 but he didn't actually know where the clitoris was.
真的吗？ Really?
- 你给他看了吗？ - 当然 Did you show him? Of course.
我是说，他是那样的无拘无束 I mean, he's so uninhibited.
他很高兴地去学习 Just happy to learn.
他没有太多经验 他之前只和两个姑娘做过 He hasn't had much experience. He's only been with two other women.
什么？他已经和其他两个女人上过床？ What? He's had sex with two other women?
是的 你能相信吗？ Yes. Can you believe that's it?
现在我知道为什么男人喜欢追求年轻的女孩 Now I know why men go after younger women.
那是有原因的 There's something to it.
他的青春活力，他的身体... His youth, his body...
他的纯真浪漫… his naiveté...
他的渴望 我的意思是… his goddamn eagerness. I mean...
是不是很棒？ Isn't this great?
是的，太棒了 Yeah. It's amazing.
听着 Listen.
我不得不说出来因为我不好意思跟别人说 I just have to say this because I'm too embarrassed to tell anyone else.
他的“小弟弟”… His penis...
太漂亮了，我只想… is so beautiful, I just...
给它织个帽子 want to knit it a hat.
你是否曾想过… Did you ever think...
我会感到如此满意？ that I would be this satisfied?
我是指性爱方面 I mean, sexually.
我没想到会像你说的这样 Not like this.
你采取了避孕措施吗？ Are you using protection?
哦，当然 他拿来的 他很负责任的 Oh, of course. He brought it up. He's very responsible.
哦，那很好 Oh, that's very good.
他很优雅吗？ 什么？ Is he neat? What?
他会自己拾掇自己吗？ 早上他会铺床吗？ Does he pick up after himself? Does he make the bed in the morning?
他用电话前会征求你的同意吗？ Does he ask before he uses the phone?
是的 为什么这么问呢？ Yes. Why?
哦，你可以从这些事情 了解一个男人的很多东西 Well, you can tell a lot about a man from those things.
是的，他很优雅 Yeah, he's very neat.
我是说，虽然他也有些不寻常的习惯 I mean, he does have some unusual habits, though.
嘿，我不是要惹你生气… Hey, I'm not trying to freak you out here...
但这些棉签真的太棒了 but these Q-Tips are amazing.
猜猜怎么了，你惹我生气了 你在说什么？ Guess what? You're freaking me out. What are you talking about?
我以前没用过这些棉签 We never had these growing up.
我曾在我妈的浴室看到过，但没用过 I saw them in my Mom's bathroom, but we never used them.
你怎么清洁耳朵的？ How'd you clean your ears?
没有清理过 我想我就用的干毛巾 Didn't. Just towel-dried them, I guess.
- 让我看看那棉签 - 不行 Let me see the Q-Tip. No.
你得离开浴室 You have to get out of here.
那是怎样的老妈啊，竟然没有教 自己的孩子如何清洁耳朵？ What kind of mother doesn't teach their child how to clean their ears?
儿科医生说… Pediatricians say...
儿童使用棉签挖耳朵不利于他们的健康… that it is unhealthy for children to use them...
因为棉签可能会伤到鼓膜 because it can damage the eardrum.
而且内耳耳道中的少量油脂… And it has been shown that a small amount of wax...
可以防止形成大颗粒的耳屎 in the inner canal helps protect against larger debris.
- 我不知道这些 - 啊… I didn't know that. Well...
抱歉 Sorry.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
告诉我… Tell me what...
你打算说什么 what it is that you're trying to say.
我很担心事情会发展到什么地步 I'm just worried about where this is going.
你知道，我想把自己全部给他 顺其自然 You know, I want to give all of myself. Just let it go.
这事太有诱惑力了 It's so tempting.
我是说，给他他想从我这得到的一切 I mean, it's all he wants from me.
拉菲，谁不想要全部的你呢？ 你是个迷人的女人 Who wouldn't want all of you, Rafi? You are an amazing woman.
但我想… But then I think...
我是说，他太小了而无法担负责任 我… I mean, he's just too young to handle the responsibility. I...
我害怕自己会像上次那样结束这段感情 I'm scared to put myself out like that.
你的想法很成熟 That's a very mature line of thought.
我确信他的目的是单纯的… I'm sure his intentions are pure...
但似乎… but he doesn't sound like...
他并不真正明白他在做什么 he knows exactly what it is he's getting into.
你认为我是否应该立刻终止这段感情？ Do you think I should just cut it off right now?
我不打算回答这个问题 I'm not going to answer that.
你听我说，我不想让你… (Dave) Look, I don't want you to get...
对我的家人有错误的看法 the wrong idea about my family.
是敏感话题吗？ 不是？ Sensitive subject? No.
也许吧 Maybe.
好吧，你听我说 All right, look.
因为你的事我和我老妈闹了点别扭 I've been having trouble with my mom concerning you.
- 因为我？ - 是的 Concerning me? Yeah.
就是…我想让她见你，但她不愿意 It's just... I wanted her to meet you and she said no.
你的想法真可爱，但你不觉得… That's sweet, but don't you think...
现在就让我见你妈是不是早了点？ it's a little early to be introducing me to your mother?
- 她不愿意？为什么？ - 我… She said no? Why? I...
听我说，她有些介意你不是犹太人 Look, she has a problem with you not being Jewish.
- 她不愿见我？ - 是的 She won't meet me? No.
你觉得我为什么如此不安？ 我和她现在都不说话了 Why do you think I'm so upset? We're not even speaking right now.
唔，我不明白 我原以为你说她是一名治疗专家 Well, I don't understand. I thought you said she was a therapist.
我知道你的感受 你知道我有什么感受吗？ I know. How do you think I feel?
难道她也不见和你约会的黑人女孩吗？ Didn't she meet the black girl you dated?
决不 No way.
不，她甚至都不知道那事 No, my mother doesn't even know about that.
那是我外婆 我老爸的母亲 That was my bubi. My dad's mom.
- 大卫，亲爱的 - 嘿，外婆 David, love. Hey, bubi.
我想让你见见我的女朋友瑞吉娜 I wanted you to meet my girlfriend, Radjina.
瑞吉娜，这是我外婆 Radjina, this is my bubi.
嗨 Hi.
她是黑人？ Is she black?
那真的没什么好笑的，不是吗？ It's really not that funny, okay?
我外婆三个星期后去世了 My bubi died three weeks later.
我知道她没有跟其他人提起瑞吉娜… And I know she didn't tell anybody about Radjina...
但她当时的反应加上她后来就去世了… but her reaction and her subsequent death...
这让我明白对那件事我最好守口如瓶 let me know it might be a good idea to keep that one quiet.
我发誓，我认为在那之后，她一进屋… I swear, I think she went in the house after that...
就用煎锅打她自己的脑袋 and just hit herself over the head with the frying pan.
我是说，不论何时只要我做错了事 我脑海里就会浮现这样的画面 I mean, that's the image I get whenever I'm doing something wrong.
只有她才会用煎锅打自己 Just her, like, whacking away with the skillet.
关于我俩，我有很多故事可以讲 (Rafi) I can say this much.
除了年龄问题… Age aside...
他给予我的我真正需要的东西… he gives me more of what I really need...
超过了任何其他人所给我的 than anyone else ever has.
是真正的东西 Real things.
我从未有过的东西 Things I never got.
这使我不愿去谈年龄问题… It makes it hard to harp on age...
或者宗教问题等这类的障碍 因为… or religion or anything, because...
我很幸福 I'm just happy.
是的 Yeah.
出什么事了，大卫？ What's wrong, David?
- 我把工作丢了 - 很遗憾 I lost my job. I'm sorry.
你听说乔希·弗莱德曼当上厨师了吗？ Did you hear Josh Friedman got engaged to a chef?
是的，我听说了 他做 逾越节巧克力薄冰 令人惊讶 Yes, I heard. Truffle matzo balls. Amazing.
山姆，你最好告诉他卡西乐一家的事 You better tell him about the Kushners, Sam.
我们打算8月1号与卡西乐一家做公寓买卖 We're trading apartments with the Kushners, starting August 1st.
迈阿密的公寓？ In Miami?
是的，在我们走之前你得找到别的地方住 You have to find someplace else to live while we're gone.
哦，别是现在啊 这可能是最糟的时候 Oh, come on. Not now. This is the worst possible time.
谁会在8月去迈阿密？ And who goes to Miami in August?
我也是这么说的 That's what I said.
得了，你瞎说些什么？ Come on. What are you talking about?
8月是那里一年中很美的时节 It's beautiful this time of year.
爷爷，那儿的8月可是个大蒸笼 而且每天下午都下雨 Grandpa, it's a sauna down there and it rains every single afternoon.
卡西乐一家打算开车载你们去吧 The Kushners are taking you for a ride.
- 山姆，我都跟你说了 - 哦，他知道什么？ I told you, Sam. Oh, what does he know?
那可是一套公寓 我们要去的 It's a condominium. We're going.
什么？一套公寓就意味着没有雨吗？ What? Condominium means no rain?
你知道拉菲·嘉黛在哪里吗？ Do you know where Raphael Gardet is?
我老爸在温斯格特有个很好的房子 (man) My dad's got this great place in Wainscott.
有豪华轿车候在那里，所以你不用坐公车 There's a limo waiting, so you won't have to take the Jitney.
打扰一下 你知道拉菲·嘉黛在哪里吗？ Excuse me. Do you know where Raphael Gardet is?
- 你是谁？ - 我是大卫 Who are you? I'm Dave.
嗨，大卫 Hi, Dave.
你是模特吗？ Are you one of the models?
不是 你是美发师？ No. Are you the hairdresser?
- 对不起，你说什么？ - 我想你听见我说什么了 Excuse me? I think you heard me.
黛安娜，眼睛看着我 Diana, eyes to me.
很好 That's great.
你是美发师吗？ Are you the hairdresser?
你问得很好 我真的很喜欢你那样问他 That was good. I really enjoyed that.
我只不过是问他，“你知道… (Dave) I just asked him simply, "Do you know where...
“拉菲·嘉黛在哪里吗？” 但他对我的态度就好像我是… "Raphael Gardet is?" And he gives me all this attitude like I'm some...
管他什么态度 哦，大卫 你那样太不冷静了 Whatever. Jesus, Dave. It's so uncool.
- 那家伙是个笨蛋 - 笨蛋？ The guy's a schmuck. Schmuck?
我为他工作 It's who I work for.
你是谁？你在想什么？ Who are you? What are you thinking?
我被要求每周工作一天 I got cut to one day a week at work.
接着我发现到下周一我就失业了 Then I find out I gotta be out of my place on Monday.
我一个月后就破产了 I'm gonna be broke in a month.
对不起，好吗？ But I'm sorry, okay?
对不起 I am sorry.
今天是周末 让我们来找点乐子吧 Okay, let's do something. It's Friday night.
你想做什么？ 了解了解安息日之类的事情？ What do you want to do? Start observing the Sabbath or something?
不要 No.
我想知道你在遇到我之前 I wanna know what a normal Friday night was like for you...
平常周末是怎么度过的 before you met me.
在我看来，你是不会呆在乡村小屋里 I mean, you didn't sit around fireplaces in The Village...
坐在壁橱旁喝着Merlot红酒的，对吧？ drinking merlot, did you?
实话告诉你吧，我们经常游荡于鲍威利区 （美国纽约城曼哈顿南部的一个区） Actually, we stood around trash-can fires in the Bowery drinking 40s.
聚集在焚烧的垃圾桶旁边喝酒
- 别开玩笑了 - 怎么？ Come on. What?
我真的想知道你做些什么 告诉我吧 I wanna know what you did. Show me.
- 真的想知道 - 真的 Are you sure? Yeah.
我们去你的住处吧 我还从未去过 Let's go to your place. We never go to your place.
可是我室友在，拉菲，拉菲…… I got roommates, Rafi. Rafi...
我想看你画的画 I wanna see your paintings.
你并不是很想看吧 (Dave) You're not missing much.
现在去刚好顺路 Convenient and weak.
我要去，现在就要 I wanna go, I wanna go right now.
我想看看你在我床上的时候睡在哪里 I want to see where you sleep when you're not in my bed.
你这里看上去真不错 (Rafi) This is nice.
这是厨房 (Dave) Kitchen.
- 装备够齐全 - 当然 Very grown-up. Yeah.
- 大卫？ - 怎么 David? Yeah.
谁是你的室友？ Who are your roommates?
大卫，是你回来了吗？ (Blanche) Is that you, David?
是的 奶奶，回去睡觉吧 Yes. Go to sleep, Grandma.
别这样，饶了我吧 现在已经令我很难堪了 Come on. Give me a break. It's embarrassing enough, all right?
- 洗手间在哪里？ - 那儿 Where's the bathroom? Bathroom's right there.
- 你吃过晚饭了吗？ - 是的，早吃过了 晚安 (Blanche) Did you eat? Yes, I ate. Good night.
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
在把你所有的色情书刊都藏起来吗？ Stashing all your pornos?
是啊，我的海报也都必须藏起来 Yeah, and all my posters had to come down, too.
- 为什么这些画都反着放？ - 我也不清楚 Why are they all facing away? I don't know.
谁愿意一天到晚都看着我的画 Who wants to look at my paintings all day?
我们必须谈谈…… We have to talk...
关于你的作品的事情 about this thing you have with your art.
我是说，太奇怪了 I mean, it's weird.
看上去就好像你以为 它们是一种负担一样 It's like you think it's a sin or something.
外婆？ Bubi?
我决心要成为一名艺术家 I've decided I'm gonna be an artist.
大卫 (Rafi) Dave.
你真的很有天赋，画得很好 You're really good.
这才是你应该努力追求的 你必须坚持走下去 This is what you should be doing. You've got to keep painting.
是吗？ Yeah?
可是它不能谋生 It's not a life.
谁说的？简直就是胡说 Says who? You're crazy.
你真幸运，有我在前面帮你挡着 You're lucky. I'm just paving the way for you.
这简直是对你哥哥不公 This is the curse of the eldest child.
当这一切都过去后你就可以 把你的男友Jay-Z带回家了 When it's all over you'll be able to bring home Jay-Z.
- 你和妈妈说过了吗？ - 还没有 Are you and Mom talking? Not really.
这段时间她像变了个人 She's just a different person these days.
- 你在干什么？ - 我想扔掉一些衣服 What are you doing? I'm just dropping off some clothes.
你不住在家里了？ You're not going to stay here?
我去莫里斯那住 I'm going to Morris' place.
实话告诉你吧， 我认为你也不希望我住在家里 To tell you the truth, I didn't even think you'd want me here.
别瞎想了 Don't be melodramatic.
这是你的家 我们是你的亲人 This is your home. We're your family.
即使你把Jay-D带回家 Even if you did bring home Jay-D.
他叫Jay-Z，妈妈 It's Jay-Z, Mom.
管他叫什么 Jay-B，Jay-D…… Whatever. Jay-B, Jay-D...
我的病人马上就来了 你走的时候轻点 I have a patient coming, so be careful when you leave.
噢，抱歉让你久等 Oh, I'm so sorry to keep you waiting.
- 我敲门了吗？ - 我开迟了吗？ Did I knock? Am I late?
我怎么觉得是我忘记时间了 I feel like I'm late.
- 没有 - 是没有 But no. No.
快请坐，请坐 [Laughing] Sit, sit, sit.
这是什么？枪？ What is that? A gun?
不是的，是练习瑜伽用的垫子 No, it's a yoga mat.
- 他将搬到我那儿和我住一起 - 什么？ He's moving in with me. What?
我以为你说… 你不是说… I thought you said... Weren't you just saying...
他不能给你你想要的东西吗？ that he couldn't provide you with the things that you needed?
我还是不确定 I'm still unsure.
但是我认为应该抓住这次机会 But I think I should just give it a shot.
我是说，你经常告诉我 “让自己的生活少些束缚 I mean, you always say, "Just get messy in life.
至少你应该能感觉的自己是在生活 ” 对吗？ "At least you know you're living." Right?
此外，就算他不能给我我想要的东西…… Besides, if he can't give me what I need...
我也能很快就发现 他是不是真的愿意和我在一起 then I'll find out sooner if he's living with me.
- 而且，他无处可去 - 他是这样说的吗？ And he has nowhere to go. He said that?
是的，他的好朋友有个画室 His best friend has a studio.
他和他母亲相处不太融洽 所以他不想回家 He's not getting along with his mother, so he can't go home.
顺便说下，她恨我 我告诉过你吗？ She hates me, by the way. Did I tell you that?
没有，你没有提起过 No. You hadn't mentioned it.
是啊，我完全不想去考虑这个问题 Yes, it's this whole other thing... that I'm trying not to even think about.
据说心理医生的孩子…… They say the children of psychoanalysts...
是最容易坏事的 are the most screwed up of all.
我听说过 Yes, I had heard that.
那么说他会和你住一起？ So he's moving in.
我觉得很有趣 I think it'll be fun.
那正是你教我的，对吧？ That's what you said to do with this, right?
我是说，做自己喜欢的事情，只要开心就好 I mean, just have fun.
是的 是的 That's right. That's right.
你在看什么？ What are you looking at?
我…我忘记了，我有一本书… I... I forgot, I have a book...
一本书…我想给你看一本书 A book... A book I wanted to show you.
我认我它将… Thought it might be...
“女同性恋与卡巴拉学派（又称犹太学派）” "Lesbians and the Kabbalah...
“天造地设的一对” "A Match Made in Heaven."
拿错书了 拿错书了… Wrong book. Wrong book. Wrong...
哦，天啊 别介意 Oh, my. Oh, well, never mind.
忘记刚才的事情 对不起 Forget it. I'm sorry.
我要迟到了 I am so late.
我情不自禁地在想，如果你四处炫耀… I can't help it if you parade around...
我满足了你那种每个白领女孩都有的幻想 fulfilling every working-girl fantasy I've ever had.
那么在你到达电梯之前你应该套上个垃圾袋 You should wear a garbage bag till you get to the elevator.
喂，我们周末还去汉普顿吗？ Hey, are we still going to the Hamptons Friday?
去啊，再见 (Rafi) Yeah. See you.
太棒了 到乡村来过周末 Great. Village People weekend.
你会觉得有趣的 You'll be fine.
从现在开始我就让你体验乡村生活 I've been grooming you for this moment.
特纳经典台播放的贝蒂·戴维丝的电影系列 基本不合我的要求 A Bette Davis marathon on the Turner Classic Network hardly qualifies.
喂，伙计们 他们到了，快出来 Hey, you guys, they're here. Come on.
- 你好啊 - 你好，詹森 (Jason) Hi. How are you? Hey, Jason.
- 你看上去真精神 - 你也是 You look great. You do, too.
- 大卫，这是詹森 - 嗨 Dave, this is Jason. (Dave) Hi.
你好，我们已经听说过你的一切了 Hi. We've heard all about you.
- 嗨 - 拉菲！ (Randall) Hi. (Palmer) Raphael!
- 大家好 - 好啊 Hello. (Palmer) Hello.
很高兴再见到你 It's so good to see you again.
- 近来怎样 - 很好 How are you? I'm good.
- 旅途还顺利吧 - 很好 How was the drive? It was good.
- 太好了 - 太棒了 Good. Brilliant.
- 帕尔默，这是大卫 - 你好 Palmer, this is Dave. Hi.
- 最近怎样？ - 很好，你呢？ How are you? Great. How are you doing?
- 也很好 - 是吗？ (Palmer) Great. (Katherine) Yeah?
他没事吧？还是…… Is he okay? Or...
别理他 他只是在嫉妒呢，后悔当初没有得到你 Ignore him. He's just jealous he didn't get into your pants first.
怎么了？ [Barks] Hey, what's up?
天啊！ 太对不起了 Oh, my God! I am so sorry.
艾尔赛特，你这只笨狗 Alsayste, you junkie!
- 这样它就不会再叫了 - 你没事吧？ It's so he won't bark. Are you okay?
我眼睛快瞎了 Yeah. I think I'm blind.
不会吧，那得去找个儿科医师 Oh, no. Gotta call the pediatrician.
好了好了，来吧 All right, come on.
- 真痛啊 - 遭透了 (Dave) That stings. (Rafi) That's terrible.
这个地方太棒了 This place is amazing.
我是指，每样东西每个房间都很完美 I mean, everything. Every room is perfect.
看这里 连床都这样舒适 Look at this. Even the beds are awesome.
我们今晚就来个假日性爱吧 We're gonna have vacation sex tonight.
什么是假日性爱，大卫？ What's vacation sex, Dave?
我也不清楚，但今晚你就知道了，亲爱的 I don't know, but you're gonna get it, girl.
哦，从这里还有微风吹进来 Look at this, even the breeze coming through here.
太完美了 This is perfect.
这些都是给有钱人享受的吗？ Is it like this for all rich people?
不是的，只提供给有钱的同性恋 No, just gay rich people.
- 你将会享受到的 - 真的？ You're gonna get it. Oh, yeah?
我就会给你的 I'm gonna give it to you.
假日性爱，大卫？ Vacation sex, Dave?
拜托，你是唯一的一个…… (Katherine) Please. You are the only...
在纽约注册登记的同性恋共和党人 registered gay Republican in New York.
那仅仅是关于税收的事情 (Palmer) It's just a tax thing.
我们暂且不谈其他事情 I'm to the left on every other issue.
我还是认为民主党应该有独特的公开秀 来推进他们的议程 I still say the Democrats need their own show pushing their own agenda.
可是没有人会看 我是说，根本没有竞争 No one would watch. I mean, there's no blood.
我愿意看 I'd watch that show.
人们更愿意在《奥莱利因素》中 （福克斯的王牌政治评论节目） (Rafi) People would much rather watch some liberal be humiliated...
看某个自由主义者被挖苦羞辱… on The O'Reilly Factor.
继续说下去，詹森… (Randall) You should go on, Jason...
彻底地羞辱那个人 and thoroughly humiliate the man.
我敢肯定，他会喜欢我 (Jason) Sure, he'd love me.
- 艾尔赛特？它在哪里？ - 我去找它 Alsayste? Where is he? I'll get him.
- “屋顶上的小提琴手”（1971奥斯卡最佳电影名） - 还这么年轻 你检查过他的身份证吗？ Fiddler on a hot tin roof. And so young. Have you carded him?
糟糕的是，我查过了 Yes, unfortunately, I have.
我认为他不错，聪明又体贴 再稍加调教 I think he's great. Smart and sweet. Just needs a little seasoning.
我认为他 I think he's...
你不能这样说 你完全被他迷住了 You don't get to say. You're totally infatuated with him.
大概是吧，但是我还是很担心你 Maybe, but I'm still worried about you.
很明显，你爱上了一个比你小这么多的人 He is so young and you're obviously falling for him.
- 那又怎么样？放弃？ - 你到底怎么了？ So what? Fall. (Katherine) What is wrong with you?
你看上去比实际年龄小十岁 我从未见你如此开心过 You look 10 years younger. I've never seen you this happy.
我是想说你想要一个孩子… I'm just saying, you want a baby...
但是他却不能那样做 and he is in no position to give you that.
- 你已经不能再耗时间了，拉菲 - 谢谢你的关心，兰德尔 You're on the clock, Rafi. Thanks, Randall. That's sweet.
再加上，他跟他母亲的关系很奇怪… Plus, he has this weird relationship with his mother...
你知道，他母亲想他娶个犹太人 who wants him to marry someone named Rivkah or Devorah.
兰德尔，谁问你这些了 (Rafi) Randall, who asked you?
再说，我觉得很有趣… Besides, I think it's interesting...
一切都如此自然 that you call their relationship weird...
你却说他们关系很奇怪 when all it is, is close.
我们就应该如此幸运 We should all be so lucky.
再说，看在老天爷的份上， 你妈妈居然还认为你很正直呢 Besides, your mother still thinks you're straight, for Christ's sakes.
大卫，你是否在乎你的孩子是不是犹太人？ (Randall) So, Dave, do you care if your kids are Jewish?
我只在乎他们过的开心与否 I care if they're happy.
答得好 Good answer.
你的朋友怎么了？ (Dave) So, what's up with your friends?
整个周末就像一段较长时间的试演一样 This whole weekend felt like a long audition.
- 他们是在为我担心 - 担心什么？ (Rafi) They're just worried about me. Worried about what?
你多少岁，我是指…… How old you are, I mean...
我一直在期待生一个小孩 my wanting to have a child at some point.
你闯进了我的生活 Your moving in.
因此我有些紧张不安，就是这样 And I'm just a little nervous, that's all.
你知道纽约的生活是怎么样的 你所有的一切就是那间公寓而已 You know how it is in New York. Your apartment's all you have.
仅仅100多平方米，就是你的全部 A few hundred square feet you can call your own.
作品非常有震撼力，我是指 现实主义的肖像画 The work's strong, I mean, it's realistic portraits...
而且他才23岁，我简直惊呆了 and he's only 23, I was amazed.
听上去不错 我很愿意欣赏下他的大作 Sounds great. I'd really like to take a look at his work.
- 他在这里吗？ - 在的 Is he here? Yes, he is.
- 好极了 - 他一定很高兴 Great. He'd love that.
- 我去找他 - 好的 Let me go find him. Okay.
我想让你看看这个 到这边来 I want you to see this. Come here.
拉菲 Raphael.
- 你好啊，亲爱的 - 你好 How are you, honey? How you doing?
- 很高兴见到你 - 很高兴见到你 Good to see you. Nice to see you.
你见过我的朋友安吗？ Have you met my friend Ann?
嗨 Hi.
很高兴见到你 很抱歉我抱着孩子 Nice to meet you. I've got my hands full.
- 没关系，天啊，她真漂亮 - 谢谢 You sure do. Gosh, she's beautiful. Thank you.
- 她叫什么名字？ - 埃拉 What's her name? Ella.
真是太可爱了 You're so sweet.
- 几岁了？ - 一岁 How old is she? She's one.
- 我太喜欢她了 - 嗯，她已经是个大女孩了 Oh, my goodness. Yeah, she's a big girl.
你有孩子吗？ Do you have any children?
没有 No, I don't have any children.
她刚刚开始学走路，扶着栏杆走 She's just started walking. She's holding onto the railing...
太可爱了 Oh, she's so sweet.
嘿，宝贝 Hey, baby.
嘿 Hey.
你知道这个电视可以收五百多个频道吗？ (Dave) Do you know you have over 500 channels on this thing?
今天我看了马来西亚国际汽车大奖赛 I watched the Malaysian Grand Prix today.
真的？很精彩的 Really? That's amazing.
你从早上到现在出去过吗？ Have you left the apartment since this morning?
没有 怎么？ No. Why?
他整天都呆在房间里无所事事 (Rafi) He sits around all day in my apartment.
在家里我根本没有隐私 I have zero privacy when I go home.
听上去好像很糟糕 他需要有属于他自己的地方 This does not sound good. He needs to get his own place.
对啊，但是他最需要的是一份工作 Yeah, but he needs a job first.
那只是时间问题 It's about time.
这个星期是他的生日 我要去为他买份生日礼物 I need to buy him a birthday present this week.
你觉得买什么好？ Do you have any ideas?
最近他一直在提起任天堂什么的… There's this Nintendo thing he keeps on talking about and...
拉菲，问你点事 Rafi, let me ask you something.
你喜欢做爱吗？ Do you like having sex?
不要买任天堂 Don't get Nintendo.
你准备睡觉吗？ Are you coming to bed?
打完这局就去 Yeah, right after this game.
一会就好 Just for a sec.
- 好的 - 有什么事情吗？ Okay. What can it hurt?
- 我必须回去了 - 我们就随便逛逛，好吗？ I've got to get back. We'll just look, all right?
- 这个多少钱 - 别看，肯定很贵 How much is this? Much too much. Don't look.
看都别看 Don't even look.
- 需要帮助吗？ - 什么？ May I help you? What?
- 需要… - 不 May l... No.
- 杰克 - 怎么？ [Clearing throat] Jack. What?
- 我们必须走了 - 为什么？ We have to go. Why?
我忘记了还有个约会 I have an appointment I forgot about.
- 我记得你说过你没有 - 我就是想走了，行吗？ I thought you said you didn't... I just have to go, all right?
- 可是为什么啊？ - 完了！ Why? Shit!
- 蹲下来，蹲下来 - 为什么？ (Lisa) Get down, get down. (Jack) Why?
- 你的病人？ - 不是的，是我的情人 (Jack) It's a patient? No, it's my lover.
是的，是我的病人 别说话 Yes, it's a patient. Just be quiet.
- 你必须得说清楚 - 你知道我不能 You're gonna have to explain this. You know I can't.
好了，你吓着其他顾客了 Okay. You're scaring some of the customers.
不小心跌了一跤 Just dropped a contact.
我曾经和一个不爱我的人结婚了 (Rafi) I was married to a man who couldn't love me.
现在我和一个爱我的人在一起 And now I'm with someone who can love me...
但是他却不是一个真正的男子汉 至少，不是一直都是 but he's not really a man. At least, not all the time.
我明白 I can see that.
也许我将我拥有的一切都给他… Maybe if I give myself to him completely...
他就会朝着我所期望的道路前进 he'll step up in the ways I need him to.
他说他知道我并没有献出一切… He said he knows I'm not giving all of myself...
那样对我们不公平 and it's unfair to us.
我认为我已经不能再听下去了 I don't think I can do this anymore.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我不能 I just can't.
为什么？ Do what?
我们必须谈谈，拉菲 We need to talk, Rafi.
好啊 Okay.
他是我的儿子 He's my son.
谁？ Who?
你的门上贴的名字为什么是丽萨·梅兹格 Why does it say Lisa Metzger on your door?
梅兹格是我的娘家的姓 Metzger is my maiden name.
你欺骗了我 You betrayed me.
是的 Yes.
我辜负了你的信任… I did betray your trust...
但是我这样做是为了保护我们之间的关系 but I did it to preserve our relationship.
那对我来说更为重要 That seemed more important to me.
这就是你所说的保护我们之间的关系吗？ Is this what you call preserving our relationship?
在那个时候看上去应该这样做 It seemed at the time like the right thing to do.
在那个时候，你知道多久了？ What do you mean, at the time? How long have you known?
5个星期零4天 Five weeks, four days.
我想看看你们是不是一时冲动 I wanted to make sure that it wasn't just a fling.
如果是的话，我们就还可以继续，但是… If it was, then we would have been able to continue, but...
现在我们之间的谈话… Now we're having a conversation...
很可能会结束我们之间医生和病人的关系 that will very likely end our work together.
你明白… Can you see...
我之所以避免现在的这种谈话… that I wanted to avoid having this conversation...
是为了你着想吗？ for your benefit?
不，我认为你之所以这么做 完全是为了控制你儿子的生活 No. I think you did it to control your son's life.
不是那样的，绝对不是 No. That's not true. That is not true.
我只是为了你，再没有别的原因 I stayed in it just for you, no other reason.
我不相信你 I don't believe you.
你可以迎合我给我建议该怎么做 That you could give me advice to do as I please...
但是你却阻挠你的儿子 这不是说一套做一套吗？ and then not do the same for your son is wrong.
你必须反省一下你的做法了 I think you need to look at that.
谢谢你的建议 但是我当时是以一个治疗医师的身份在和你谈话 Thank you. I am working on that with my therapist right now.
你居然让我和你讨论他的小弟弟 You let me talk to you about his penis.
相信我，和你比起来，那对我来说更难以接受 Trust me, that was harder for me than it was for you.
就在几个星期前 我还根本没有意识到我儿子已经长大成人了 Up until a few weeks ago, I didn't even think my son had a penis.
你知道现在你妈妈对你了如指掌了吗？ 甚至是你的小弟弟 Do you realize your mother now knows intimate details about your penis?
你居然告诉她这些？ You told her about my penis?
天啊，拉菲 Jesus, Rafi.
实在抱歉 Excuse me...
我认为她现在应该不会再觉得有什么了 I thought it was safe to assume it wouldn't get back to her.
但愿她不要以这件事为借口 在感恩节把我叫回家 She better not use that to get me home for Thanksgiving.
- 你居然拿这种事情开玩笑？ - 那我还能怎么做？ How can you make jokes? What else am I gonna do?
你应该很生气，暴跳如雷 Get angry! Be outraged!
我已经很生气了，好吗？ I am, okay? I am angry.
简直不敢相信她居然忍到现在才说 I can't believe she took it this far.
我知道她很关心需要帮助的人 I'm just... I know that she cares about the people she helps.
- 相当关心 - 你到底是怎么了？ And she cares a lot. What is wrong with you?
我必须给你说清楚 那是你的错觉 I have to draw the line there. You're delusional.
她是为了完全控制你的生活 现在也是如此 She's just trying to control you. She still is.
拉菲，我不想和你争论 Rafi, I'm not arguing with you.
我知道她想控制我的生活 我也不喜欢这样，真的 I know she tries to control me. I hate it. I do.
但是…… But...
我想说的是，她绝对不会对你那样 All I'm saying is, she would never use you to do that.
你真是天真 You are so naive.
你怎么可以那样欺骗她？ 太没有职业道德了！ How could you deceive her like that? That was totally unethical!
你怎么敢这样说？ 我比你更在乎她的感受 How dare you? I care far more about her well-being than you do.
很明显是否继续和她在一起完全取却于你 That's evident by your choice in continuing to see her.
妈妈 (Dave) Mom.
你现在打算怎么做？ What are you going to do now?
拥有自己的生活 Live a life.
我希望你仔细考虑考虑 (Lisa) I hope you're making the right decisions...
因为现在将有人一直依赖于你 because you've got somebody else counting on you now.
那又没有什么大不了 我爱她，我相信我能处理好 That's fine. I can handle it. I love her.
那就好 别来让我帮你收拾残局就行 Great. Just don't come to me, help you clean up the mess.
绝对不会 I won't.
我是说，事情并非会像你想象的那么糟糕 I mean, there won't be a mess to clean up, Mom.
还有，我没有给你买棉签 And I didn't buy you Q-Tips...
是因为要保护你的耳朵 because I was trying to protect your ears.
现在怎么办？ 她就让你在她那儿长期免费住着？ So what? She's just gonna let you live there rent-free?
不是免费的，好吗 我会在其他方面补偿的 No, it ain't free. I'm paying in other ways.
噢，你简直就是我的偶像 Oh, my God, you're my hero.
不是这样的 No, it's not like that.
她和我母亲的事情深深地伤害了她 This whole thing with my mother has just killed her.
她好像不能接受这段事实了 She's, like, impossible to live with these days.
就是这里了 你想在外面等还是…… This is it. You wanna wait outside or...
别，我看最好我拿着纸巾站在你旁边好了 No, I thought I'd stand next to you with some paper towels.
我们在拉菲的家见 I'll meet you back at Rafi's.
我希望你和我一起去她的家看看 I want you to check out her place.
一两个小时之内她不会回来 She's not going to be back for a couple of hours.
不敢相信你居然还没有上《第六页》 （美国的一种窥探隐私的杂志） Can't believe you haven't made Page Six yet.
- 你知道吗？这里太爽了 - 我知道 You know what? This place is sick. (Dave) I know.
现在我明白你为什么能一直忍受她了 Now I understand why you're taking all her shit.
不是因为这个 That's not why.
我是说我喜欢住在这里 但那并不是我和她在一起的原因 I mean, I like living here, but that's not the reason I'm with her.
漂亮的公寓，加上在汉普顿有房子的朋友 这些都是原因吧 Great apartment, friends with houses in the Hamptons, art connections.
这些都是很好的理由 你知道我的意思吗？ Those are good reasons. You know what I mean?
- 闭嘴 - 干吗？ Shut up. What?
想想吧，兄弟 这里就像塘鹅湾州立监狱一样 她已经将你牢牢绑住了 Come on, man, she's got you tied up like it's Pelican Bay.
老实说，最近我都很少见到你了 Seriously, I barely even see you anymore.
你甚至还说 我现在之所以在这里是因为她不在家 You even said it. I'm only here right now because she's not home.
糟了！ Shit.
她回来了 快，你必须躲起来 It's her. Come on. You've got to hide.
你不是开玩笑吧？ 难道我不能来这里？ Are you serious? I really can't be here?
- 是的，你不能来 藏到衣柜里去 - 去衣柜里？ Yeah. No. Get in the closet. In the closet?
快进去 她不喜欢陌生人打扰她的私人空间 Get in the closet. She doesn't like people in her living space.
私人空间？ 这到底算什么？ Living space? What the hell's living space?
- 难道厨房也算吗？ - 进去躲着就行了 Is the kitchen part of it? Just get in the closet.
上帝啊 Jesus Christ.
你好吗？ What's up?
你怎么现在就回来了？ What are you doing home already?
哦，对不起 你希望我现在离开吗？ Oh, I'm sorry. Would you like me to leave?
我以为你今天和莫里斯在一起呢 I thought you were hanging out with Morris today.
噢，好极了，快喝 真是美味啊，对吧？ Oh, yeah, drink that. That's good stuff, huh?
我是和他在一起，我是说 现在也是 I was. I mean, I am.
和他一起出去玩 I mean, hanging out...
你到底怎么了？ 看上去很奇怪 What's wrong with you? You're acting weird.
我？我很好啊 Me? No, I'm fine. You okay?
- 还有人在房间里吗？ - 什么？没有 Is there someone here? What? No.
噢，天哪，还有其他人和你在这里？ Oh, my God, is there someone here with you?
我对…嗯，过敏 I'm allergic to...
- 到底是怎么回事？ - 好了，好了… What is going on here? Okay, okay...
好吧，听我说 All right, look.
我们在这里才呆了一会 刚才我听见你回来了… We were only here for a few minutes. Then I heard you coming...
我惊慌失措 就让他藏起来 and I panicked, and I told him to hide.
- 藏在衣柜里？ - 我告诉过他那样不合适 In the closet? I told him it was a bad idea.
拉菲，我们只是刚来 Rafi, we were only here just...
但是已经和你的狐朋狗友 吃完了馅饼，还喝了啤酒 Long enough to have a beer with your pie-throwing, sociopath friend?
等等，等等，我告诉过他…… Wait. Hey, hey. No. Wait. I told him...
我让你别来，但是你非来不可 I told you not to come up, but you forced me.
- 不，你没有说 - 你撒谎 No, you did not. (Dave) You lie...
好了，好了，好了 Wait, wait, wait.
那个样子像一个精神病患者吗？ Is that better or worse than a psychopath?
你到底怎么了？ What is wrong with you?
我真不敢相信 我回到家就碰到这种事情 I can't believe I have to come home to this.
你欺骗了我，有人躲在柜子里 People hiding in the closet, you're lying.
你简直就像一个无知的小孩，大卫！ You're a goddamn preschooler, Dave!
我一搬进来你就像 把我一级防范禁闭一样 You've had me on lockdown since the minute I moved in here.
- 你说什么？ - 就是这样啊 What? (Dave) Yeah.
你让我呆在这里，就像同居男友一样 You tell me you want me here and then you treat me like an inmate.
同居男友？ 大卫，你在这里什么事都不做 An inmate? I mean, you barely carry your weight around here, Dave.
我出去工作，而你却连房间都不打扫 I do everything and you can't even clean up the place.
我唯一要求你做的就是…… The one thing I ask of you...
如果你要带朋友来这里 先告诉我一声 is that you would tell me when you bring someone here.
拉菲，这又没有什么大不了的，好吗？ Rafi, this is not such a big deal, okay?
你必须将这件事情看淡点 You need to get over it.
我又不是弗朗西斯 I'm not Francis.
我不是对你说假话 更不是想欺骗你 I'm not lying to you. I'm not cheating on you.
- 我绝对不是想逃避 - 谢谢 I'm definitely not avoiding you. Thanks.
你说的倒是真动听 That's reassuring and in really, really good taste.
你知道吗？我… You know what? I...
我不能再忍受了 I can't do this anymore.
如果你想发号施令的话 你应该养一只狗 You should get a dog if you wanna give orders...
因为我做不到 'cause I really don't give a shit anymore!
我们走吧 Let's go.
我想你都快想疯了 I missed you like crazy.
大卫，我觉得我们需要分开一段时间冷静一下 尝试着和别人交往交往 I think we need to take a break, Dave, and start seeing other people.
你说什么？ What?
我不能再这样下去了 I can't do this. This just isn't right for me...
而且我已经不信任你了 and I can't trust you anymore.
我只是把他带回家了一会 我只是…… I was only showing him your place for a minute. I just...
并不是仅仅因为那件事 It's not just that.
你根本不能给我我想要的 You're in no place to give me what I need.
我已经很清楚了 I get that.
还有关于你母亲的事情…… And then this whole thing with your mother...
我都不知道该说什么了 I don't even know what to say about that.
那的确很疯狂 It's crazy.
但是你想想她之所以不再见你 But just think the reason she stopped seeing you...
是因为她相信我们是真的相爱 is because she believes that we're in love.
只是…… It's just...
只是这个问题无法解决 至少现在是这样 It's just not gonna work out. At least, not now.
就这个原因？ So that's it?
拉菲 Rafi.
你看上去并不像预想的那样得到解脱了 You don't look as relieved as you predicted.
你在开玩笑吗？我彻底失败了 Are you kidding? I'm devastated.
我伤害了我的病人 本来她可以很好的和我儿子交往的 I hurt my patient so that she could have a relationship with my son.
接下来发生了什么？ And so what happens?
我的儿子又伤害了她 My son hurts my patient.
现在…… And now...
她又伤害了我的儿子 my patient hurts my son.
我对我之前的所做所为表示怀疑了 I'm totally confused about my part in this.
我认为你做得对，丽萨 I think you did the right thing, Lisa.
你知道的 就算是爱也不能担保…… You know, even love won't guarantee...
他们之间不会互相伤害 that they're not going to hurt one another.
任何事情都有可能 If anything, it just makes it a likelihood.
谢谢你过来看我的作品 Thanks for coming down.
抱歉这个地方太乱了 Sorry the place is such a mess.
拉菲认为我会喜欢你的作品 我相信她的判断力 Rafi thought I'd like your work and I trust her judgment.
是吗，我们分手了 Yeah, well, we broke up.
对不起，我不知道 I'm sorry. I didn't know.
- 她一点都没有提起过这件事吗？ - 是的 She didn't say anything about it? No.
这些真是太棒了 These are great.
- 你有画廊吗？ - 没有 Do you have a gallery? No.
这些大幅的画多少钱? How much for the larger pieces?
我也不知道 我从来没有卖出去过一幅 I don't know. I never sold one before.
我以每件1,000美元的价格买这两幅 I'll give you $1,000 each for these two.
我再想办法帮你弄个作品展览 And I'll see what I can do about getting you a show.
成交 Done.
太难以置信了 (Morris) I don't believe it.
你将成为一个著名的画家 我也可以去凑凑热闹 You're gonna be a huge painter and I get to go along for the ride.
或许我可以在你绘画的时候 把这一切都记录下来 Maybe I can write this whole pie thing off as performance art.
你觉得呢？ What do you think?
- 你在给谁打电话？ - 拉菲 Who you calling? Rafi.
- 为什么？ - 我想告诉她事情的进展状况 Why? I want to tell her how it went.
另外，我想给她一些钱 就当算是我在她那住的房租 Plus I want to kick her a few bucks for the time I spent there.
- 她会很高兴的 - 那我呢，一文不名的人？ She'll appreciate it. What am I, chopped liver?
我就假装没听见你刚才说的 我们之所以会分开就是因为你 I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that. You're the reason...
- 好了，好了 - 我现在不在家 All right, all right. (Rafi) I'm not in right now.
这是不是意味这你将有自己的房子了？ Does this mean you're gonna get your own place now?
- 闭嘴 - 好吧 Shut up. Thanks.
喂，Raff，是我 听我说… Hey, Raff, it's me again. Listen...
我有些好消息告诉你 请接电话 I have some amazing news for you. Please pick up.
拉菲，拉菲 Rafi, Rafi.
喂？ Hello?
为什么你不打电话给他？ Why don't you call him, then?
伙计，我喜欢这种返古的风格 I like it, man. It's very The Early Years, you know?
还有点小问题，但是你能修好的 A little roach problem, but you can fix that.
A&E电视公司来这里为你拍摄记录片的时候 这里会很漂亮的 It's gonna look good when A&E comes to shoot the documentary.
在他创作初期的四年郁郁而不得志… He lived on rugalach and macaroons...
他常以犹太曲奇饼和蛋白杏仁饼干为生… for the first four years during his Blue Period...
别胡说了好吗？ Would you shut up?
…接着就搬到了卢浮宫 ...and then moved on to the Louvre.
好吧，霍华德·休斯（美国建国以来第一位亿万富翁） 再说一次让我闭嘴好了 快穿好衣服 All right, Howard Hughes. Tell me to shut up again. Get dressed.
我们出发吧，除去转转 Let's go. Let's get it moving around.
我想出去转转 我想要你穿得体面点 I wanna go out. I want you to look nice.
你已经被关了太久了 拿好东西快走 You've been shut in too long. Let's go. Pick it up.
- 我们和她一起来的 - 你们不是的 We're with her. No, you're not.
什么？得了，伙计 那是我的女朋友，就在那 What? Come on, man, that's my girlfriend right there.
退到线后 Back off the rope.
喂 Hey.
等一下，你认识那个女孩？ Hold the goddamn mayo. You know that chick?
- 是的 别用手指着她 - 抱歉 Yeah. Don't point. Sorry.
怎么了？ What's wrong?
我们进不去 We can't get in.
喂，没事的，让他们进来吧 Hey, it's okay. Come on. Let them in.
我喜欢你，知道吗？真的 I love you, okay? I really do.
但是如果你不充分利用现在的机会的话 But if you don't take advantage of this situation...
我就真的怀疑你是否已经成年了 I'm gonna seriously question your manhood.
我想她 I miss her.
别再想了，好吗？ Get over it, okay?
已经过了两周了 It's been two weeks.
你不认为她也会和我们一样 现在在外面玩吗？ You don't think she's out here doing the same thing?
吃烤鳟鱼怎么样？ (man) I'm thinking the pan-seared trout.
鲑鱼呢？看上去也不错 What about the salmon? Looks good, too.
你认为那是野生的还是喂养的？ Do you think it's wild or farm-raised?
- 你喜欢鲤鱼吗？ - 不喜欢 Do you like carp? No.
我想去跳舞 I wanna dance.
快去啊，美眉 Go get to work, sister.
去吧，快随着节奏像盐瓶一样抖起来 Come on, shake it like a salt shaker. Go ahead.
那是什么？ What is that?
那是什么？不是吧 What is that? No, no.
她看上去有点像艾琳·卡拉 她的腿太美了，应该穿上护腿 That's like some Irene Cara shit. She ought to be wearing leg warmers.
好吧，你得注意控制自己带给别人的伤害 All right, you gotta do damage control.
- 好的，但这不会帮助任何人 - 去吧 Yeah. This is not helping anybody. Go.
亲爱的，来喝一杯 Have a drink, baby.
感觉好点吗？ Feel better?
好多了 Much.
太好了！ Yes!
我用用你的牙刷 (Sue) I'm going to use your toothbrush.
没关系吧？ That's okay, right?
哦，我的上帝 Oh, my God.
什么？ What?
大卫 Dave.
- 怎么 - 你信奉耶稣基督吗？ Yeah. Do you believe in Jesus Christ?
你在绘画 You're painting.
我在工作 I'm working.
妈妈，我并不是不想让你管我才这样做 I'm not doing this to piss you off, Mom.
这并不是反叛的表现 This is not an act of rebellion.
我爱她，想和她在一起 I love her. I'm trying to make it work.
我需要你的帮助 I could really use your help.
需要我帮助？ 你听进去过我说的话吗？ My help. Have you even heard a word I've said?
我不会再管你们了 I am out of this.
就让我周五晚上把她带回家吧 Just let me bring her over Friday night.
求求你了，妈妈 Please. Mom, I'm begging you.
她不停地提起你 She doesn't stop talking about you.
她非常想念你 How much she misses you and all this stuff.
你疯了吗？ Are you insane?
那是不可能的 There is no way.
你没事吧？ You okay?
妈妈，我们到了 Mom? We're here.
拉菲 Rafi.
怎么了，宝贝？ What? What is it, sweetie?
我很想你 I missed you.
现在我才知道我到底有多想你 Now I just realized how much.
我也想念你 I missed you, too.
- 真的？ - 当然 Did you? Yes.
- 宝贝，你好 - 谢谢妈妈 Hello, sweetheart. Hi, Mom. Thank you.
- 你看上去很不错啊 - 谢谢 You look very nice. Okay.
把大衣给我吧 Coats.
怎么？噢，对了 What? Oh, yeah.
- 杰克 - 妈妈，奥德丽可以过来吗？ Jack. Ma, can Audrey come over?
- 不行，不行，快挂掉电话 - 挂了电话好吗？ No, no, no. Get off the phone. Would you get off the phone?
爸爸，这是拉菲 All right, Dad, this is Rafi.
- 你好 - 你好 Hi. Hi.
- 很高兴见到你 - 很高兴见到你 Nice to meet you. Very nice to meet you.
- 这是我的妹妹，黛娜 - 嗨，我叫黛娜 This is my sister. D. Hi. Dinah.
嗨，我喜欢你的衣服 Hi. I like your dress.
- 我经常听他说起你 - 真的？ I heard so much about you. Yeah?
- 你好，我叫布兰奇 - 她是我的母亲 Hi, I'm Blanche. She's my mother.
- 你呢？ - 拉菲 And you are? Rafi.
- 拉菲，这名字真好听 - 谢谢 Rafi. What a nice name. Thank you.
实际上是拉斐尔的简称 It's for Raphael, actually.
跟那个大画家的名字一样 Just like the painter.
- 画家？ - 我丈夫，山姆 Painter? My husband, Sam.
- 嗨，很高兴见到你 - 嗨，山姆 很高兴见到你 Hi. Nice to meet you. Hi, Sam. Nice to meet you.
小心他哦 Watch out for him.
真的是这样 That's the truth.
- 希望你饿了 - 是的 Hope you're hungry. Yeah.
噢，你太客气了，谢谢你 Oh, my... You shouldn't have. Thank you.
非常感谢，多么漂亮的一个包啊 Thank you very much. What a cute bag.
真是一瓶好酒，看看 It's a nice bottle, too. Look at that.
如果到时候够冰的话 我们可以在吃饭的时候喝 If it gets cold enough, we can drink it with dinner.
- 妈妈 - 当然 Mom. Absolutely.
把它放进冷冻室十分钟 Put it in the freezer for 10 minutes.
没关系的 It'll be fine.
谢谢你 Thank you.
上帝保佑我的女儿 没有她我都不知道自己应该去哪儿 God bless my daughter. I honestly don't know where I'd be without her.
在布鲁克林，山姆 你将在布鲁克林 In Brooklyn, Sam. You'd be in Brooklyn.
这个是你的位子，挨着我 This is you next to me.
- 太漂亮了 - 你没事吧，奶奶 This is beautiful. You okay, Grandma?
难道我有还有别的选择吗? 除非到你离世的那一天你都会很好的 Like I have a choice? You're okay till you collapse.
我告诉你一个有趣的故事 I have to tell you a wonderful story.
当我在地铁站 第一次遇到布兰奇的时候 First time I met my Blanche. In the subway.
那里曾经有一条高架线路穿过De Kalb大街 There used to be an elevated line that ran across De Kalb Avenue.
我在一辆车的这边 I was on one side of the car...
而她则在另一边 she was on the other side of the car.
而且她戴着一顶你这辈子 从没见过的傻傻的帽子 And she is wearing the dopiest hat you ever saw in your life.
她看上去真太糟糕了 She looked terrific.
我怎么觉得这个故事我以前曾听过一次 I feel like I've heard this story once before.
只听过一次吗？你真是太走运了 Only once? You're lucky.
这是一个值得回忆的故事 It's an adorable story.
我喜欢 I like this.
大卫成功地卖出了他的画作 这是多没值得庆祝的喜事啊 How great is it that David sold his paintings?
是啊，我们也为他高兴 Yes, we're so happy for him.
- 是啊 - 怎么？ Yeah, right. What?
我从未想过你还会有机会成名 I never thought you had a chance in hell.
你们看到了 There you go.
- 哦，爸爸 - 无论如何你应该… Oh, Dad, really. Anyway, you should...
你应该知道这才是我这辈子喜欢做的 You should all know that this is what I'm gonna be doing... for the rest of my life.
真的？ Really?
不当注册会计师，也不当律师 No CPA. No law degree.
也不要被别人称作布鲁姆博格博士 爸爸，我就是这样 No, "Paging Dr. Bloomberg," Dad. This is it.
我认为你可以以此谋生 I suppose you can make a living out of it.
噢，我明白了 原来你想努力让某人信仰犹太教 So, I understand you're interested in converting to Judaism.
噢，天啊 Oh, my God.
- 好的，谢谢你 - 不用谢 Good, thank you. Sure.
- 这个放在这里可以吗？ - 好的 Does this go in here? Yes.
好的 Okay, good. That's good.
- 真是太奇怪了 - 是啊，我不得不承认 This is very strange. Yes, it is... I would say, yeah.
我还从未经历过这种事情 Certainly never experienced anything even remotely like it.
现在你看到了，即便是你的心理医生 她也有一个这么疯狂的家庭 So now you've seen that even your therapist has a crazy family.
你在开玩笑吧 这是我从未有过的 Are you kidding? This is what I never had.
你知道，我没有祖父母 在餐桌上也没有笑声 You know, no grandparents. No laughter around the dinner table.
事实上就没有晚餐了 No dinner, actually.
谢谢你邀请我来这里 Thank you for having me over.
我知道这对你来说很难接受 I know this was very difficult for you.
不，现在一点也不 No, it wasn't difficult at all.
拉菲，我觉得你很出色 I think you're great, Rafi.
我觉得你很出色 I think you're great.
我知道你很难理解 但是，我并不是针对你 I know this is hard for you to understand, but this isn't personal.
我只是不想让我的儿子 这么早就放弃他的信仰 I just don't want my son giving up on his faith so early.
他不会的 But he wouldn't have to.
我倒宁愿我的孩子能在一个有宗教信仰的家庭中长大 I would want my kids to have a religious upbringing.
你知道我没有 你常常说我因此而受了很多苦 You know I didn't have one. You always said I suffered from it.
慢点，你…… Slow down. You...
孩子？和我儿子的？ [clearing throat] Kids? With my son?
拉菲，先考虑清楚你刚才说的话 Rafi, think about what you're saying.
对不起 I'm sorry.
有时候我忘记你是他的母亲了 Sometimes I forget that you're his mother.
我仍然觉得你是我的心理咨询师 I still think of you as my therapist.
真是一团糟，是吧？ What a mess, huh?
你还知道吗，他买了20盒棉签放在卫生间里 You know what else? He had, like, 20 boxes of Q-Tips in his bathroom.
而且其他地方堆满了垃圾 Meanwhile, the rest of the place is a complete dump.
等一下，你是在谈论大卫吗？ Wait a minute. This is Dave you're talking about?
拉菲的大卫？ Rafi's Dave?
是的，那又怎样？他们是分手了 Yeah? So what? They're broken up.
听我说，苏 但是现在拉菲和大卫又在一起了 Listen to me, Sue. Rafi and Dave are back together now.
好啊，他们又和好了 那又有什么大不了？ Okay, so they're back together. What's the big deal?
但你所说的会气死她的 The big deal is, it would kill her.
好了，我不会说什么的 Okay. Jesus, I won't say anything.
你不会说什么？ You won't say anything about what?
嘿 Hey.
你和苏上过床？ Did you sleep with Sue?
什么？ What?
你知道吗？ You know what?
请快打电话给她，然后回到你自己的地方去 Just call her already and go back to your own place, please.
我需要一个人静一下，谢谢 I need quiet time. Thank you.
我不会打电话给她的 那样太傻了 No, I'm not going to call her. This is crazy.
她让我去和别人交往的 She tells me to see other people...
现在她又因此而惩罚我？ and then she punishes me for taking her advice?
去她的 Screw that.
你知道吗？就算是我都明白 问题不在于你出去泡妞 You know what? Come on, even I can see that it's not that you went out.
而在于你泡错了人 It's who you went out with.
今天算是给你好好上了一课 It's, like, Learn Your Fucking Lesson Day around here.
我的老天 Jesus Christ.
请锁上门 Lock the door, please.
谢谢 Thank you.
木兰花，骗子 Magnolia. Traitors.
不管你决定怎样做我都全力支持你 (Lisa) You have my total support in whatever you want to do.
可是为什么我还是觉得你反对我们呢？ (Dave) Then why do I feel like you're still against this?
我没有，我只是担心 你是我的儿子 I'm not. I am worried. I'm your mother.
而那是我的工作 That's my job.
要是我决定进行到底呢？ What if I decide to go through with this?
宝贝儿子，你们两个都很与众不同 Sweetheart, you clearly have something special, you two.
我仔细想过你们这段感情 也考虑过对你造成的影响 I look at this relationship and I think what it's done for you.
这真的…真的对你很好 It's really... It's great.
你是…我想说你逐渐实现了自我 You are... I mean, you've come into your own.
你是一个画家，我明白这一点了 You're a painter. I get that.
是拉菲让我理解这一点的 Rafi made me see that.
那就是你的生活 That is going to be your life.
- 完全正确 - 完全正确，真的很好 That's right. That's right. That's great.
但是，大卫，你至少得听我这句话 But, David, you have to try to hear this.
光有爱情是不够的 Love is not always enough.
尤其是当你们考虑到婚姻和孩子的问题时 Not when you're talking about marriage and children...
或者一起支付账单时 and joint checking accounts.
你本来不应该在23岁就学这些，也许… You're not supposed to learn this lesson at 23, maybe...
但是你已经进入到一个复杂的局面中 but you did get yourself into a complicated situation.
妈妈 Mom.
婚姻关系对两人的感情是有用的 Relationships are work.
孩子… Children...
也会对两人的感情起作用 are work.
我并不是说爱情不重要 它相当重要，但是…… And I'm not saying love isn't important. It is, but...
- 你到底想说什么？ - 我想说…… So what are you saying? I'm saying that...
有时候你在爱别人的过程中不断成长 Sometimes you love and you learn.
你…… And you...
在人生的道路上继续前进 move on.
那样就好 And that's okay.
有好戏看了 Here we go.
哇！ Whoops.
对不起 [Sighing] I'm sorry.
还有呢？ And?
那真的是一个… And it was a really...
一个错误的电话 我当时连想都没想（就打出了那个电话） really bad call and I wasn't thinking.
我很抱歉，拉菲 我只是… I'm so sorry, Rafi. I'm just...
在人生的道路上不断学习 但是你必须和我一起努力… learning this stuff as I go along, but you gotta work with me here...
因为… because...
能让我们在这里单独呆会吗？ Can we get a minute here?
没门，我在这里工作 No way. I work here.
好吧，我还是要说 听我说 Fine. I'm going anyway. Look.
拉菲，我们也许遇到了一些阻碍… Rafi, we might have some things working against us...
而且我有时会把事情搞砸 但是任何人都可能会这样 and I do screw up from time to time, but so does everybody else.
我和别人不一样的是 我积极地…… The difference with me is I am actively...
我非常努力地去改正错误、消除障碍 I'm trying so hard to get it right.
我想成为你愿意朝夕相伴的男人 And I wanna be the man that you see in me every so often.
是的，我们的年龄都相差了好几个闰年，但那没关系 无论如何，我想成为你想要的男人 Okay, on leap years, fine. But I wanna be that guy for you.
关键是…… Bottom line is...
我真的很爱你 I love you so much.
我会把问题解决好，行吗？ I'll figure it out, okay?
我会做到的，但是你得给我机会 I'll get it. You just gotta give me a chance.
- 你有把握吗？ - 当然有 Are you sure about this? Yeah, I'm sure.
为什么现在才告诉我？ Why now?
因为你现在非常需要 'Cause you want this more than anything in the world.
而我想给你你想要的 And I wanna give it to you.
我想和你生一个小孩 I wanna make a baby with you.
我不能 I can't.
为什么？ Why?
因为我爱你，我不能那样对你 Because I love you and I can't do this to you.
我不明白，你对我做什么了？ I don't understand. What are you doing to me?
这样真的感觉很好 It actually feels really good.
我真的不能 I just can't.
可是我想要给你 I wanna give this to you.
我知道 I know you do.
这是我收到的最美好的礼物 And it's the sweetest gift anyone's ever given me.
但是对你不公平 But it's not right for you.
你会后悔的 You'll regret it.
你很清楚这点 You know this.
你之所以现在还愿意… The fact that you're still willing...
只是为了表示你爱我有多深 just shows how deep your love goes.
那就是我从你那里得到的礼物 That's the gift I'm taking from you.
一年后
我只要再出售一幅画 I think I only need to sell one more painting...
我就有足够的钱走出这里了 then I'll have enough to get out of here.
什么？你打算去哪里？ What? Where you gonna go?
我想是中美洲的某个地方 也许萨尔瓦多 I was thinking about somewhere in Central America. Maybe El Salvador.
你真的要去萨尔瓦多？ You're just gonna pick up and go to El Salvador?
- 是的 - 我不明白 Yeah. I don't understand.
当你到了那，下了飞机 又如何知道该去哪儿呢？ You get there, you get off the plane. How do you know where to go?
我是不知道，但我会弄明白的 I don't. I'm going to figure it out.
是时候出去闯闯了 It's time for me to try something like this.
我以前还从未出过国 I've never even left the country before.
对了，为什么不尝试98号旅游路线？ Excuse me. What about Class Trip '98?
- 什么，尼亚加拉大瀑布？ - 是啊 What, Niagara Falls? Yeah.
- 别开玩笑了，莫里斯 - 怎么了？ Come on, Morris. What?
- 好吧，兄弟，那我怎么办呢？ - 你应该和我一起去 Well, man, what am I gonna do? You should come with me.
- 不是吧，萨尔瓦多？ - 当然 No. El Salvador? Yeah.
朋友，那是诺里艾伽的国度 我会在那里去世的 That's Noriega country, amigo. I'm gonna pass on that.
不是的，那是巴拿马 也许你会学到好些东西 No, that's Panama, and you might learn something.
我正在这里学 I'm learning right here.
不久前的晚上我和那个女孩约会了 是第二次约会 I went on a second date with this girl the other night.
你在说笑吧 You're kidding me.
是真的 但是你刚才那会儿相信了，是吧 我骗到你了 Yes, I am. But I had you for a second, didn't I? I had you.
- 噢，糟了 - 怎么了？ Oh, shit. What?
- 我把帽子落在餐厅里了 - 呵，你这笨蛋 I forgot my hat at the restaurant. Oh, you schmuck.
- 要我陪你一起去吗？ - 不用了，外面很冷，我自己去就行了 You want me to come with you? No, that's cool, I'll get it.
- 好吧，兄弟 - 我爱你，兄弟 All right, man. I love you, brother.
- 我会追上你的 - 好的 I'll catch up with you. All right, man.
- 你忘记带走你的帽子了 - 是的 You forgot your hat. Yeah.
- 给你 - 谢谢 There you go. Thank you.
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